tvkworks | Things I am no longer permitted to do in Prospero, as collectively decided by my fellow captives

I started writing this while I was bored at work. The POV isn't any particular character, just Random Captive 147.

1) I will not write or draw obscene graffiti on civilian coffins during the Dark Hour.
2) I will not embark on a murder spree. It's been done.
3) I will not go swimming during the Dark Hour.
4) If I do go swimming during the Dark Hour, I will not pretend to be performing some arcane blood ritual and offend half the island.
5) I will not challenge Rider for the title of queen of the pirates.
6) Or king of the pirates.
7) Personae are not to be used to carry my heavy luggage across town.
8) I will make sure to finish any video game session before midnight and thus spare other captives my screams of rage when the power inevitably goes out.
9) I will not streak through the hotel.
10) I will not streak through the school dorms.
11) I will not go into the communal showers in said dorms and steal anyone's towel and clothes, forcing them to do the above.
12) I will not break into civilian homes during the Dark Hour to steal stuff.
13) I will not break into civilian homes during the Dark Hour to see coffins in compromising positions, no matter how funny it is.
14) I will not attempt to throw a lingerie home party in the Velvet Room.
15) "But it gives great armour bonuses!" is not a good enough excuse for the above.
16) Before I decide what I want to regain, I will first make sure that I have somewhere to put it.
17) I will not waste regains on food. There's a grocery store right down the street.
18) I will not ditch my dungeon-diving party to go drinking.
19) Even if it was perfectly reasonable back home, over here, a plastic parasol is not a useful anti-Shadow weapon.
20) Neither is a book, no matter how heavy it is.
21) The resurrection factor is not an excuse to make dangerous Mad Bull/alcohol mixes.
22) I will not dress up as any manner of Shadow on Halloween. If I do, fellow captives may be justified in attacking me for EXP.
23) "Sexy versions" of any Shadow are not exempt from this ruling.
24) When my significant other is pulled to the island, no matter how tempting it may be, I will not immediately follow their intro post with a giant-text post reading only "MINE".
25) I will not make incest jokes on fourth wall day.
26) I will not refer to those who have been trapped here since June of 2011 as "lifers".
27) I will also not refer to them as "old".
28) I will not complain that the full moon events are not clearly marked with big pink "AFFECTED" name tags on everyone.
29) I will not mock the tragic backstory of anyone who vastly outlevels me.
30) I will not audition for a spot in Bunny in the Box playing the kazoo.
31) If I lose at the slot machines, it does not automatically mean that I have E-rank luck.
32) I will not fourth-wall fellow captives by use of rule 34.
33) I will not hoard rule 34 of fellow captives without their express permission.
34) I will not create rule 34 of fellow captives.
35) I will not attempt to skydive off Xanatos' roof.
36) Thinking too hard about the mystery will not cause my brain to explode.
37) Caliban dungeon rewards do not include any of the following: durians, rubber ducks, actual ducks, sports equipment, or Elizabeth's panties.
38) There is not a pot of gold on the top floor of Caliban.
39) There is no trophy for being the first person on the island to reach level 100.
40) Nor is there a "you tried" trophy for failing to summon your Persona for over a year, and I should not make one.
41) Just because Caliban relocated to city hall does not mean that I can picket the Shadows.
42) I will not even attempt to bust Vriska for underage drinking.
43) I cannot "trade" Arcana with anybody else.
44) I will not attempt to sell tickets to get into Caliban.
45) Hiyono has not bugged my phone.
46) I will not bet my Tarot card and/or Velvet Key in poker.
47) The moon glows during the Dark Hour. This does not mean that it is radioactive, and I should stop telling people that it is.
48) I will not adopt a typing quirk that consists of keysmashing on the phone.
49) I will not threaten or actually attempt to feed anyone to Shadows.
50) Support Personae and their users are valuable assets to the party, and not as bait.
51) I will not send white feathers to the hotel rooms of people who sleep through the Dark Hour.
52) I will not look up spoilers for my own canon.
53) The locals magically forget everything weird that relates to Shadows, Personae, and our summoning. This does not mean that they will forget any "naked bungee jumping" escapades.
54) The fight against Shadows does not require propaganda posters.
55) Whatever joke I was going to make in the women's washroom during the Dark Hour, I should probably refrain from making it.
56) Everybody knows where Prospero is. Ending my sentences with "in America" will get old one of these days.
57) Okay, so the eighteen-year-old is actually significantly more moral, sensible, upstanding, law-abiding, and respectful than his going-on-fourteen delinquent terror of a girlfriend; that still doesn't warrant calling in a news crew to document it.
58) I will not fake any status effect more than once.
59) I will not fake any status effect in the middle of the day.
60) Whatever excuses everyone else makes during the day for getting no sleep, mine should not involve orgies.
61) Particularly with other captives involved.
62) Shipping fellow captives is common and widely accepted, but I should really try not to get too creepy about it.
63) I will not mislead captives who do not come from worlds resembling this one into believing that television sets are the centre of any religion.
64) I will not give April a gigantic box of flavoured condoms at her bridal shower and run away while she works herself into a faint.
65) My Persona is a representation of my inner self, not the man my man could smell like.

I only came up with that many, but feel free to add in the comments.