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tvkworks2012-01-11 01:32 am
myblimpisbigger) wrote in tvkworks2012-01-11 01:32 am
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Why Would You Even
Title: Why Would You Even
Fandom: The Velvet Key
Character(s): Klaus Wulfenbach, Ada Lovelace, Terrible
Pairing(s): Klaus/Ada/Terrible
Genre: Kink meme fill...
Prompt: Mythbusting
Rating: R (SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU EVEN)
Warnings: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN by which I mean porn
It starts out simple: a kiss in the school break-room becomes an impromptu experiment to see whether the age-old trope of having to 'come up for air' holds any weight scientifically. After nearly ten minutes with no end in sight, they conclude that that is what noses were made for, and start a second round to confirm their data.
Myth One (Is it possible to asphyxiate because of kissing too long?): SOUNDLY BUSTED.
Kissing in the break-room soon becomes kissing in his hotel room with Ada up against the wall, her button-down shirt open and hanging off her shoulders and her newfangled front-clasp bra similarly undone.
"You know," Klaus hums, idly swiping a thumb over her left nipple, "they say a woman's breasts are naturally lopsided."
"Who's 'they', and what right do they have to imply that my body is anything less than mathematical perfection?" she says, wiggling and arching her back.
"It isn't mathematics, Lovelace, it's biology."
"And it's insul-- what are you doing, get your mouth off of-- aah!"
Myth Two (Are breasts uneven?): INCONCLUSIVE DUE TO LOVELACE BEING AN UPTIGHT SPOILSPORT AND THE FACT THAT BREASTS ARE DISTRACTING.
And then, in the sake of fairness, he feels obligated to test whether she really is an uptight spoilsport -- is that a thing you can measure in scientific terms? She's tight, if nothing else, and he's not ruling out spoilsport either, though thus-far all she's been is whiny and demanding.
"There is a bed right there!" she huffs, the hand in his hair tugging perhaps a bit harder than is really necessary, nails scraping against his scalp.
"And I'd crush you if we were to use it."
"I could-- aaah-ah!-- I could ride you! That's a more mathematically sound position anyway--"
He rolls his eyes. "Oh, please, you're a lady, as you so often like to remind me. What in the world would you know about riding anything?"
Her face flushes further (is that even possible?). "There were a lot of... knobbly bits on the Difference Engine and I had... I had a lot of time to myself..."
He has to press his face into her shoulder to muffle a snort of laughter.
Myth Three (Is Ada Lovelace an uptight spoilsport?): BUSTED. THAT BITCH IS KINKY.
Fandom: The Velvet Key
Character(s): Klaus Wulfenbach, Ada Lovelace, Terrible
Pairing(s): Klaus/Ada/Terrible
Genre: Kink meme fill...
Prompt: Mythbusting
Rating: R (SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU EVEN)
Warnings: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN by which I mean porn
It starts out simple: a kiss in the school break-room becomes an impromptu experiment to see whether the age-old trope of having to 'come up for air' holds any weight scientifically. After nearly ten minutes with no end in sight, they conclude that that is what noses were made for, and start a second round to confirm their data.
Myth One (Is it possible to asphyxiate because of kissing too long?): SOUNDLY BUSTED.
Kissing in the break-room soon becomes kissing in his hotel room with Ada up against the wall, her button-down shirt open and hanging off her shoulders and her newfangled front-clasp bra similarly undone.
"You know," Klaus hums, idly swiping a thumb over her left nipple, "they say a woman's breasts are naturally lopsided."
"Who's 'they', and what right do they have to imply that my body is anything less than mathematical perfection?" she says, wiggling and arching her back.
"It isn't mathematics, Lovelace, it's biology."
"And it's insul-- what are you doing, get your mouth off of-- aah!"
Myth Two (Are breasts uneven?): INCONCLUSIVE DUE TO LOVELACE BEING AN UPTIGHT SPOILSPORT AND THE FACT THAT BREASTS ARE DISTRACTING.
And then, in the sake of fairness, he feels obligated to test whether she really is an uptight spoilsport -- is that a thing you can measure in scientific terms? She's tight, if nothing else, and he's not ruling out spoilsport either, though thus-far all she's been is whiny and demanding.
"There is a bed right there!" she huffs, the hand in his hair tugging perhaps a bit harder than is really necessary, nails scraping against his scalp.
"And I'd crush you if we were to use it."
"I could-- aaah-ah!-- I could ride you! That's a more mathematically sound position anyway--"
He rolls his eyes. "Oh, please, you're a lady, as you so often like to remind me. What in the world would you know about riding anything?"
Her face flushes further (is that even possible?). "There were a lot of... knobbly bits on the Difference Engine and I had... I had a lot of time to myself..."
He has to press his face into her shoulder to muffle a snort of laughter.
Myth Three (Is Ada Lovelace an uptight spoilsport?): BUSTED. THAT BITCH IS KINKY.